Due to excessive armed robberies around the Baylor campus we’d like to send a personal message to the robbers who keep robbing us: DON’T ROB US, BRO!

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Top 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Rob Us:

1. 1.We’re just students.
   

2. 2.It’s not like we have money.
   

3. 3.Besides, we live in a cashless society.
   

4. 4.You can take my debit card, but I’ll immediately cancel it.
   

5. 5.That’s super inconvenient for me.
   

6. 6.And not very lucrative for you.
   

7. 7.So really this is just a bad business model.
   

8. 8.And it’s not very Christian. This is a Baptist university after all.
   

9. 9.We’re good people.
   

10. 10. You’re probably a good person, too, except for all the robbing.
    

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